My boss at work wants to see my trip and fall. I tend to run into things and stumble, but I never fall.

However the other night at work I fell. I fell hard. I fell from a ladder. I slid down the wall. I took a thumb tack into my back. I have a series of nasty cuts on my back.

The thumb tack was fun. It didn't hurt but when it got lodged in it got bent at a near 90 degree angle. I had to caress it out so it wouldn't tear my skin, a lot harder than it sounds when it went through my shirt.

I'd take a picture, but it's damn near impossible to get a decent picture of your back from a mirror.