In case you wanted to know, here's the “Homosexual Agenda” that will corrupt our children.

0800 - Breakfast
0900 - Work day begins
1000 - 1st coffee break
1200 - lunch hour
1210 - Go to local deli
1230 - Plot to convert world to queernes
1300 - back to work
1500 - coffee break
1700 - work ends
1800 - dinner
1900 - walk dog
1930 - scrub kitchen
2000 - read book
2200 - bedtime